Justin Bieber Talks to Bill Clinton, Apologizes for Dissing Ex-President While Peeing in a Bucket

 

Justin Bieber could teach a master class in damage control.

After getting caught on video urinating in a mop bucket and saying "F--k Bill Clinton" while in the act, the 19-year-old actually spoke to the former U.S. president today and apologized for his actions, a source close to the situation confirms to E! News.

And it sounds as if Clinton was really cool about it!

TMZ has posted a new video that you’ll see at some point today, if you haven’t already. In the video, Justin Bieber is pissing into a bucket in the kitchen of a restaurant while his friends wait around, hootin’ and hollerin’. It’s late at night and they’re leaving a club, presumably drunk.

The behaviour is one thing. I mean he’s out with his crew. And dumbass behaviour isn’t exclusive to 19 year old boys who are famous. What’s more interesting however is that the footage was clearly taken by someone in his entourage. So… how did it find its way to TMZ? This is what is it then, non? In addition to all the nefarious adult influences exploiting you until you’ve nothing left, you are also surrounded by sycophants posing as peers who will sell you out. It happened, constantly, to Britney Spears. And Lindsay Lohan. And it’s happening to Justin Bieber, one of the common denominators of child stardom – how do you find trustworthy friends in Hollywood?

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Justin Bieber Car Accident, 'Hit and Run'  Footage Clears Selena Gomez's Ex-Boyfriend of Charges, LAPD Investigate Injured Paparazzo 

 

 

Earlier this week, Justin Bieber and his white Ferrari were once again involved in an incident. Los Angeles police interviewed the 19-year-old international heartthrob concerning a possible hit and run incident that happened outside of the Laugh Factory on Monday night. According to TMZ, the Biebs was leaving the comedy club with friend Lil Twist and was surrounded by photographers. So when he was pulling his car out, one paparazzo was allegedly pinned between Justin's car and another vehicle. Video footage that caught it all on tape has since helped clear Justin's name, but now the police are looking into whether the injured photographer was in the roadway or not during the "hitting."

After the initial investigation and viewing video footage of the incident, officers found that no crime had been committed and a hit and run was ruled out. According to the LAPD's Lt. Craig Valenzuela, the photographer who was pinned between the two cars had sustained minor injuries that were not life threatening. So Justin Bieber is off the hook for what would have been another car-related charge.

As you can see from the following video footage, Justin's bodyguards spent a good amount of time clearing the road before the "Baby" singer pulled out of his parking spot. As he started to slowly drive away, you can see a photographer fall to the ground after apparently being struck by the car. The initial report claimed that the paparazzo was "pinned" between two vehicles, but that does not seem to be the case.

After falling onto the pavement, the photographer refused help from anyone in the area and allowed pictures to be taken of him. He was later taken to the hospital for treatment.

Police are now trying to determine if the photographer was in the roadway during the incident.

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 Justin Bieber’s “U Smile” Becomes Internet Art

 

 

Is Justin Bieber just not your thing? When you hear his high-pitched voice on the radio, do you want to scream? Do you cry tears of rage when you see boys with bangs that put A Flock of Seagulls to shame?

Well, just your luck! The Internet, content to fix all your problems as always, now has a new version of Bieber’s hit single, “U Smile.” Nope, it’s not a remix with Pitbull, but rather, it is the track slowed down 800%. The result is something Sigur Rós would put out—trippy, relaxing background music, much akin to waves crashing on a beach while monks chant your secret mantra.

Here’s a fun game to play. Get your indie friends together and tell them you’ve just made a great find. Wait until they’ve listened to all 35 minutes before telling them the true artist. It will be a truly life-changing experience for all.

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Last Lap: What Did Justin Bieber Allegedly Demand For Photo A Shoot?

 

Adele takes a stroll with her son, Eddie Murphy and Snoop Lion hit the recording studio, and Jay-Z admits he’s had jitters about fatherhood.

• According to a report, Justin Bieber banned Selena Gomez‘s songs during a recent photo shoot. The Biebs also required Swedish fish and an assortment of herbal tea. 
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Justin Bieber Celebrates Instagram Video With A SHIRTLESS VIDEO!

: Shirtless vidz are the new shirtless selfies! Doesn't that just make you a liiiiiitle bit happier than you thought you'd be today? I THINK YES. That says, in case you missed the memo, Instagram just launched their vidz function (sorry, wine), and to honor the technological development, instead of posing a boring old shirtless Instagram selfie (likethis or this or this or this), JB posted his inaugural shirtless Instagram video! You know, a MOVING LIVE IMAGEs OF HIS ABS!! That we're legally allowed and encouraged to wtch! #PRAISE.

Watch Justin Bieber's shirtless Instagram video after the jump.

So, on to the video. A shirtless and intensely tatted up Bieber holds the camera out in front of him, and talks to his Belibers about Instagram video. There's someone else in the room telling him to stop, but NO! It's TOO SEXY! Justin knows what his Belibers want, and says he's "gonna keep going." And "keep going" he does, for what is probably now the best 15 seconds of every Belieber's life. So, sit back, relax, grab a tub of lightly buttered low-calorie popcorn, and let the good times roll! And, if we may suggest, you should also try and count Justin's packs. Literally, just try. It's such a fun game.